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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Pebbles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻

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