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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Roxy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦

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