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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Dixie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛

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