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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Minnie eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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