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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Minnie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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