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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Minnie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃

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