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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Peanut eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮

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