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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Peanut eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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