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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Pepper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁

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