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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Pepper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛

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