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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Stella eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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