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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Stella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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