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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Champ eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮

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