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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Champ eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘

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