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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗

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