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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯

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