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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Rocky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺

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