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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Rocky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁

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