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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Sparky eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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