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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Zeus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘

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