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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Murphy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛

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