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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Thor eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡

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