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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Thor eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻

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