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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Dexter eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗

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