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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Widget eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦

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