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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Widget eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺

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