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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍

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