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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺

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