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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗

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