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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃

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