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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮

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