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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁

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