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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡

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