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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁

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