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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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