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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛

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