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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Ziggy eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯

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