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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Simpkins eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦

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