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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Jenkins eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁

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