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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Tinkerbell eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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