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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Gizmo eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺

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