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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Simba eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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