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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Simba eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺

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