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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Maggie eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡

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