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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Buddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛

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