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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Buddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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