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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Tilly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗

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