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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Tilly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁

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