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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Millie eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮

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