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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Lola eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛

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