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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Teddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻

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