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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Daisy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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