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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺

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