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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗

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