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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮

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