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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Miss Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮

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