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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Ms Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁

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