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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮

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