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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Molly eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦

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