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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Bella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦

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