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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Bella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮

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