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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Poppy eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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