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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Pennywise eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘

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