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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Frodo eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍

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