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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Frodo eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗

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