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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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