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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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