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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮

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