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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏

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