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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍

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