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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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